Klingman, now sitting on an examination table herself. Klingman appears between her patient’s knees and table stirrups, as she asks, “So why am I hanging out between these stirrups? This is where Lume was born!” With that statement, Klingman pretends that her product is delivered from under the patient’s hospital gown.Īn OBGYN? Hanging out in a lady's Down Theres? Without her husband's permission? “As a woman, I have spent my fair share of time in this seat, self-conscious about my bottom half draft,” continues Dr. The ad begins with the founder and CEO of Lume, Dr. Meanwhile, everybody knows lady bits, testicles and buttcracks were invented by Satan on a day when God gone fishin' and forgot to lock the shed, which means they are sin parts, which means people use them for sin boning, which causes sin-gasms, which means they should never be mentioned aloud by anyone, ever. "Chesticles"? WHAT? First the liberals made up new genders, now they're making up all new genitals!
#Lume deodorant commercial free#
This is a grown woman who just typed "privates" in an email addressed to other adults.Īs always, psychologists are free to weigh in, even if all you type in the comments is "Hahahahaha WTF." But the commercial doesn’t stop there it specifically mentions lady bits, testicles, chesticles, buttcracks, and sweaty backs. The ad discusses that their product is safe to use everywhere on your body, including armpits, privates, and feet. Joe.My.God has the email: Lume, a “deodorant for everyone’s everything,” needs to be called out for its latest commercial. Jen Gunther to see if this vagina deodorant was objectionable medically, because Monica Cole ain't care about that either, and also it did not occur to the male Wonkette who wrote this post. As of press time, we had not bothered to tweet at Dr. WHAT DID MONICA COLE SEE ON THE TELEVISION?Īcknowledges existence of vaginas in earshot of children, who would never find out about vaginas otherwise. Perhaps it helps you to know that, even with everything else going on, in Tupelo, Mississippi, this asshole named Monica Cole IS STILL sending out emails and signing them "One Million Moms" every time something on television reminds her of a nipple. In these heady times of wars and rumors of wars, many people might find themselves looking for solid rocks to hold onto, things that reassure them that everything's going to be OK.
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